Big Gay Ian's Big Gay Stag Night


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Ian and his first drink. A pint or lager

Ian and his first drink.  A pint or lager

Looking worried

Looking worried

Skene does some plotting

Skene does some plotting

Mark and Ron

Mark and Ron

Dan and Dan

Dan and Dan

Skene and Tim

Skene and Tim

Ron

Ron

Tim has a white face. Makes a change from the usual red

Tim has a white face.  Makes a change from the usual red

The thinker

The thinker

The worrier

The worrier

Skene´s guide to dtrinking vodka: Before

Skene´s guide to dtrinking vodka:  Before

Skene´s guide to dtrinking vodka: During

Skene´s guide to dtrinking vodka:  During

Skene´s guide to dtrinking vodka: After

Skene´s guide to dtrinking vodka:  After

Wilson admires the antlers

Wilson admires the antlers

Ian drinking a white wine spritzer

Ian drinking a white wine spritzer

Timbo and the jetset

Timbo and the jetset

Ron, Dan, Mark, Skene, Tim and Ian prepare for the magical mystery tour

Ron, Dan, Mark, Skene, Tim and Ian prepare for the magical mystery tour

Off we go - walking down some dodgy alleys

Off we go - walking down some dodgy alleys

Reservoir fools

Reservoir fools

MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR: The events of the following 2½ hours have been censored

MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR:  The events of the following 2½ hours have been censored

Ian on "The Boat". Newcastles least good nightclub

Ian on "The Boat".  Newcastles least good nightclub

Dressing up

Dressing up

Dan shows off his big yellow one

Dan shows off his big yellow one

More dressing up

More dressing up

Is that a baloon in your pocket

Is that a baloon in your pocket

Or are you just weird?

Or are you just weird?

Glowsticks: The basics. A presentation by Ian Wallace

Glowsticks:  The basics.  A presentation by Ian Wallace

Rock-on-Ron

Rock-on-Ron

Afro Skene

Afro Skene

Tin looks under the weather

Tin looks under the weather

Ian sings along. More of this in the video section

Ian sings along.  More of this in the video section

Three buffoons

Three buffoons

Ian looks cross

Ian looks cross

Glowstick on the head

Glowstick on the head

The red aftershock makes Ian´s eyes change colour

The red aftershock makes Ian´s eyes change colour

Wilson and his klurid pink drink: Reef and Red

Wilson and his klurid pink drink:  Reef and Red

Dancing lady

Dancing lady

Skene and his lager

Skene and his lager

Another of those dancing ladies

Another of those dancing ladies

Ian and his horrible blue frozen drink. Nobody knows what was in it

Ian and his horrible blue frozen drink.  Nobody knows what was in it

Wilson gets some raving done on the revolving dancefloor

Wilson gets some raving done on the revolving dancefloor

BGi

BGi

Tim does some raving

Tim does some raving

Blurred drinking action

Blurred drinking action

Some women

Some women

Rave-on-ron finally lives up to his name

Rave-on-ron finally lives up to his name

Glowing green cigar

Glowing green cigar

Star Wars

Star Wars

The result of the blue drink was a blue mouth

The result of the blue drink was a blue mouth

Ian tries to make a move. Perhaps it was the antlers that ruined it?

Ian tries to make a move.  Perhaps it was the antlers that ruined it?

Still no luck, dispite his best efforts

Still no luck, dispite his best efforts

He might look professional, but as DJs go, he was PANTS

He might look professional, but as DJs go, he was PANTS

LASER

LASER

RAVE ON!

RAVE ON!

That dancing bird again

That dancing bird again

Excitement

Excitement

Ian does some half hearted dancing, but he´s sad after getting blown out

Ian does some half hearted dancing, but he´s sad after getting blown out

Group photo with added breath: Mark, Ron, Tim, Ian, Dan and Skene

Group photo with added breath:  Mark, Ron, Tim, Ian, Dan and Skene

Another group photo. The breath was my own

Another group photo.  The breath was my own

The cement mixer: A shot of lime cordial and a single Baileys

The cement mixer:  A shot of lime cordial and a single Baileys

Must be mixed together in the mouth for 30 seconds

Must be mixed together in the mouth for 30 seconds

Ian really liked his cement mixer

Ian really liked his cement mixer

Yum yum

Yum yum

Chillin´ in the upstairs bar

Chillin´ in the upstairs bar

Wilson goes to get another drink for Ian

Wilson goes to get another drink for Ian

Skene rubs his nipple with excitement

Skene rubs his nipple with excitement

Ian drinks the Snakebite and Black (Diesel if you´re a Geordie). YUM!

Ian drinks the Snakebite and Black (Diesel if you´re a Geordie).  YUM!

He looks like he enjoyed that!

He looks like he enjoyed that!

Down the hatch

Down the hatch

More drinks

More drinks

He looks like he´s still alive so we buy him some more

He looks like he´s still alive so we buy him some more

Water? Poof!

Water?  Poof!

More raving on the revolving dancefloor

More raving on the revolving dancefloor

Tim liked her... Need I say more?

Tim liked her...  Need I say more?

Ian with that blue drink again

Ian with that blue drink again

Wilson did not put drugs in Ian´s drink. It just looks that way ;o)

Wilson did not put drugs in Ian´s drink.  It just looks that way ;o)

Sexy

Sexy

More Star Wars fighting. Tim is Ron´s father it seems

More Star Wars fighting.  Tim is Ron´s father it seems

Ian is still on his feet. But not for long!

Ian is still on his feet.  But not for long!

Steady now

Steady now

"I hear the voices!"

"I hear the voices!"

Back at the bar

Back at the bar

Ron and me decide on Ian´s next drink

Ron and me decide on Ian´s next drink

Tim and his ID card

Tim and his ID card

Take photo!

Take photo!

Yes! Take photo

Yes!  Take photo

Sideways

Sideways

Ian downs another

Ian downs another

And he´s still going...

And he´s still going...

Skene does that sexy pout again. He did it alot during the weekend

Skene does that sexy pout again.  He did it alot during the weekend

Open wide

Open wide

Still going

Still going

Tim is flagging

Tim is flagging

Yum

Yum

"I can take it!"

"I can take it!"

"Or maybe I can´t"

"Or maybe I can´t"

Timbo

Timbo

"I love you, you´re my best mate!"

"I love you, you´re my best mate!"

Skene

Skene

Watch the birdie

Watch the birdie

The less said the better

The less said the better

Time takes it´s toll

Time takes it´s toll

Dan and Ron

Dan and Ron

Ian looks interested

Ian looks interested

Sounds like a good plan...

Sounds like a good plan...

The bar through Ian´s eyes

The bar through Ian´s eyes

Looks weird huh?

Looks weird huh?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

la la la

la la la

Dan and Ron again

Dan and Ron again

Ian starts to send text messages. This can not be tollerated

Ian starts to send text messages.  This can not be tollerated

A PURPLE HAZE (Red and blue Aftershock and a shot of vodka)

A PURPLE HAZE (Red and blue Aftershock and a shot of vodka)

NO! There can be only one punishment

NO!  There can be only one punishment

Down it goes

Down it goes

Every last drop

Every last drop

Glug

Glug

Do you think he liked it?

Do you think he liked it?

He´s looking poorly

He´s looking poorly

Mouth watering uncontrollably

Mouth watering uncontrollably

Stomach churning

Stomach churning

Oh how we laughed! See the video section for proof!

Oh how we laughed!  See the video section for proof!

Back again and only a few more drinks on the list

Back again and only a few more drinks on the list

Outside the club

Outside the club

Ian gets over fvriendly with Ron...

Ian gets over fvriendly with Ron...

...and pays the price!

...and pays the price!

Food time!

Food time!

All good, but I recomend the hotdog with onions and brown. I had two of them

All good, but I recomend the hotdog with onions and brown.  I had two of them

Ron looks tempted

Ron looks tempted

"The most greasy horrible thing on the menu!" - Mark´s burger

"The most greasy horrible thing on the menu!" - Mark´s burger

The world through Ian´s eyes again

The world through Ian´s eyes again

Who are all these people?

Who are all these people?

Dan stacks it on the swing bridge

Dan stacks it on the swing bridge

Ian runs off to the hotel to be sick again. That´s it for him :o(

Ian runs off to the hotel to be sick again.  That´s it for him :o(

Tim watches Ian wuss out

Tim watches Ian wuss out

Stag night photo - without the stag

Stag night photo - without the stag

Off to the Millenium Bridge

Off to the Millenium Bridge

Tim raves on the quayside

Tim raves on the quayside

Reservoir morons

Reservoir morons

Stag night shirts and ´Y´ fronts on display

Stag night shirts and ´Y´ fronts on display

Don´t we look nice!

Don´t we look nice!

Photo for those with a strong constitution only

Photo for those with a strong constitution only

Getting dressed again. I have never been so cold in my life!

Getting dressed again.  I have never been so cold in my life!

Walking back to the hotel

Walking back to the hotel

More breath

More breath

Back at the Premier Lodge

Back at the Premier Lodge

Skene does that pout for the last time. Thank Christ

Skene does that pout for the last time.  Thank Christ

Strange sounds coming out of another room

Strange sounds coming out of another room

Ron tries out the henna we got for Ian

Ron tries out the henna we got for Ian

We wantz itz

We wantz itz

Skene declares: "This night is over"

Skene declares:  "This night is over"

Roaming the corridors

Roaming the corridors

Back at Ian´s

Back at Ian´s

He doesn´t look too well!

He doesn´t look too well!

THE END!

THE END!