Big Gay Ian's Big Gay Saturday


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No better way to start the day than a traditional English breakfast

No better way to start the day than a traditional English breakfast

Then a ride on the metro to South Shields

Then a ride on the metro to South Shields

Ian´s antlers proved very popular

Ian´s antlers proved very popular

Tim in the light

Tim in the light

Ron and Mark looking excited about their day out

Ron and Mark looking excited about their day out

Arrived in Shields

Arrived in Shields

How can the beach be uphill?

How can the beach be uphill?

Cool for cats

Cool for cats

I see the sea. The sea sees me

I see the sea. The sea sees me

Marine Park looks very picturesque

Marine Park looks very picturesque

Little does it know the horrors that lie in store

Little does it know the horrors that lie in store

The horrors that lie in store

The horrors that lie in store

Entering the park

Entering the park

Ian checks out the local birds

Ian checks out the local birds

And some ducks

And some ducks

But mostly swans

But mostly swans

What noise do swans make?

What noise do swans make?

They belong to the queen you know!

They belong to the queen you know!

Skene likes the pretty swans

Skene likes the pretty swans

Ron, the man of the wilds, tries to communicate

Ron, the man of the wilds, tries to communicate

Doesn´t look bothered

Doesn´t look bothered

A plague of swans

A plague of swans

Millions of them

Millions of them

Billions perhaps?

Billions perhaps?

Shame we left the shotguns at the hotel

Shame we left the shotguns at the hotel

Whooosh

Whooosh

The runaway train came down the track and she blew

The runaway train came down the track and she blew

ALARM ALARM! LEAVES ON THE LINE! STOP THE TRAIN!

ALARM ALARM! LEAVES ON THE LINE!  STOP THE TRAIN!

Moments before the collision

Moments before the collision

Hmmm, they didn´t slow it down much

Hmmm, they didn´t slow it down much

It´s as if the leave weren´t even there

It´s as if the leave weren´t even there

Making sure we left no evidence

Making sure we left no evidence

Ian looks impressed, maybe we should have a go on the train?

Ian looks impressed, maybe we should have a go on the train?

Here it is, the Santa Fe, number 3440

Here it is, the Santa Fe, number 3440

Workings

Workings

More workings

More workings

It´s gone for a wee!

It´s gone for a wee!

On the train

On the train

Ron is enjoying himself

Ron is enjoying himself

Woooooo!

Woooooo!

The smoke starts getting to Tim

The smoke starts getting to Tim

Now we know why he´s wearing that hat

Now we know why he´s wearing that hat

Getting up a fair old speed

Getting up a fair old speed

The G forces start to kick in

The G forces start to kick in

Ian starts to get tunnel vision

Ian starts to get tunnel vision

Whooooooooosh

Whooooooooosh

Round and round...

Round and round...

...and round...

...and round...

...and round and round

...and round and round

It´s sending him insane!

It´s sending him insane!

Smokin´

Smokin´

Cough cough

Cough cough

Gorillas in the mist

Gorillas in the mist

Childlike excitement

Childlike excitement

Now we make tracks for the beach. Get it? <strong>make tracks</strong> for the beach...?

Now we make tracks for the beach.  Get it?  <strong>make tracks</strong> for the beach...?

Dune

Dune

I´ve seen a horse fly. I´ve seen a house fly. But I ain´t ever seen a Ron fly...

I´ve seen a horse fly.  I´ve seen a house fly.  But I ain´t ever seen a Ron fly...

Splat

Splat

Bruised and covered in sand

Bruised and covered in sand

Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha

"Dance boy! Dance!" Wilson will go to any lengths to get a good picture.

"Dance boy!  Dance!"  Wilson will go to any lengths to get a good picture.

Wallpaper for Dans

Wallpaper for Dans

Looks quite pretty

Looks quite pretty

Very nice

Very nice

Wave for the camera

Wave for the camera

Ron hears the call of the sea

Ron hears the call of the sea

Dan builds a "castle" out of poo

Dan builds a "castle" out of poo

Work starts on an artwork

Work starts on an artwork

I know about art but I don´t know what I like

I know about art but I don´t know what I like

The Angel Of The North

The Angel Of The North

2002 tyre slinging champion, Dan Taylor, warms up for the new season

2002 tyre slinging champion, Dan Taylor, warms up for the new season

Stairway to heaven? Jacobs ladder?

Stairway to heaven?  Jacobs ladder?

Neo-Surrealism

Neo-Surrealism

Dig Wallace, DIG!

Dig Wallace, DIG!

He´s making a hole

He´s making a hole

Rollin´ rollin´ rollin´

Rollin´ rollin´ rollin´

Ron digs more quickly

Ron digs more quickly

A pole goes into the hole

A pole goes into the hole

Sound foundations

Sound foundations

Addition of a ladder

Addition of a ladder

Tyres

Tyres

Something horrible is taking shape

Something horrible is taking shape

It´s huge and it´s ugly (and, suprisingly, it´s not Ron)

It´s huge and it´s ugly (and, suprisingly, it´s not Ron)

Duh duh duuuuhhhhh! It´s a vile representation of a woman

Duh duh duuuuhhhhh!  It´s a vile representation of a woman

Holding half a pizza and something slimey

Holding half a pizza and something slimey

Group photo: Tim, Dan, Ian, Mark and Ron

Group photo:  Tim, Dan, Ian, Mark and Ron

Tim, Dan´s ass, BGi, Mark and Ron

Tim, Dan´s ass, BGi, Mark and Ron

Same again

Same again

Ron

Ron

Tim

Tim

BGi

BGi

DT

DT

Mark

Mark

Wilson

Wilson

Stoning the statue

Stoning the statue

It doesn´t look scared

It doesn´t look scared

Smash

Smash

Bang

Bang

Wallop

Wallop

A stone in mid flight

A stone in mid flight

Too big to throw

Too big to throw

But it worked

But it worked

Celebrations

Celebrations

How sad

How sad

You´re driftwood, breaking into pieces...

You´re driftwood, breaking into pieces...

Skene finds a new friend during the walk to the ferry

Skene finds a new friend during the walk to the ferry

Remake of a famous artwork

Remake of a famous artwork

Skene and the horrible weeble people

Skene and the horrible weeble people

Ron takles his agression out on one of them

Ron takles his agression out on one of them

Weezer fans should love this

Weezer fans should love this

Tim fans should love this!

Tim fans should love this!

Group photo. They´re quite conversational this lot!

Group photo.  They´re quite conversational this lot!

More group photo action

More group photo action

Wilz

Wilz

Group: Mark, Ron, Dan, Tim, BGi and Skene

Group:  Mark, Ron, Dan, Tim, BGi and Skene

Tugs

Tugs

A big boat enters the harbour

A big boat enters the harbour

Boat

Boat

Boat

Boat

Finally we make it to the shields ferry

Finally we make it to the shields ferry

I have to point out that crossing the tyne on a windy January day is <strong><font color=&quot;#0066ff&quot;>COLD!</font></strong>

I have to point out that crossing the tyne on a windy January day is <strong><font color=&quot;#0066ff&quot;>COLD!</font></strong>

Industrial wasteland

Industrial wasteland

Another view from the ferry

Another view from the ferry

More of that horrible wasteland

More of that horrible wasteland

Pretending it´s exotic

Pretending it´s exotic

Spot the evil fishermen catching horribly deformed radioactive fish

Spot the evil fishermen catching horribly deformed radioactive fish

Bye bye to South Shields

Bye bye to South Shields

The mouth of the Tyne

The mouth of the Tyne

Hello to North Shields

Hello to North Shields

RUBBER!

RUBBER!

The fish quays at North Shields

The fish quays at North Shields

Again

Again

A picture of the metro on the way back - in the wrong place! Whoops!

A picture of the metro on the way back - in the wrong place!  Whoops!

At the fish and chip shop, myself and Mr Carpenter

At the fish and chip shop, myself and Mr Carpenter

Ron and Skene

Ron and Skene

Ian and mark

Ian and mark

Probably the nicest fish and chips in the world. Ever!

Probably the nicest fish and chips in the world.  Ever!

Wilson likes the fish

Wilson likes the fish

Yum yum

Yum yum

Looks like he´s enjoying it too much!

Looks like he´s enjoying it too much!