Big Gay Ian's Big Gay Stag Friday


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Skene always eats well

Skene always eats well

Zoooooom...

Zoooooom...

Beer: To dull the senses

Beer:  To dull the senses

What a lovely house

What a lovely house

Beer: Seems to have done the trick

Beer:  Seems to have done the trick

Tree. Dan Wilson, 2003

Tree.  Dan Wilson, 2003

Tree. Dan Wilson, 2003

Tree.  Dan Wilson, 2003

Cables and a winter sky. Dan Wilson, 2003

Cables and a winter sky.  Dan Wilson, 2003

Bored of this now. Dan Wilson, 2003

Bored of this now.  Dan Wilson, 2003

I meet the lads when they arrive at Newcastle Central Station

I meet the lads when they arrive at Newcastle Central Station

Ian still looks worried

Ian still looks worried

First group photo of the weekend

First group photo of the weekend

Wedding Fayre and Reading Fairy

Wedding Fayre and Reading Fairy

Still worried

Still worried

The hotel room. I had already marked the big bed with my musky scent

The hotel room.  I had already marked the big bed with my musky scent

So Ian got the little one

So Ian got the little one

The contents of a BGiBGSN Survival Kit

The contents of a BGiBGSN Survival Kit

Playing with our toys

Playing with our toys

The flashing light in the briefcase - sort of Pulp Fiction meets burglar alarm

The flashing light in the briefcase - sort of Pulp Fiction meets burglar alarm

Ian. A Christmas stag?

Ian.  A Christmas stag?

Regulation BGiBGSN ´Y´ Fronts. Whatch out for these in later pics...

Regulation BGiBGSN ´Y´ Fronts.  Whatch out for these in later pics...

Ron likes them too. Note the strand of hair

Ron likes them too.  Note the strand of hair

At "Prima Pasta" on The Side. Try the Americana if you have iron guts!

At "Prima Pasta" on The Side.  Try the Americana if you have iron guts!

The Crown Pasada is not an Indian restaurant, it´s a nice old-man pub. Wilson tested his LASER eyes there

The Crown Pasada is not an Indian restaurant, it´s a nice old-man pub.  Wilson tested his LASER eyes there

Ron and Ian, still looking worried

Ron and Ian, still looking worried

Skene: Ladykiller

Skene:  Ladykiller

Wilson shows his disgust for Tim´s cider

Wilson shows his disgust for Tim´s cider

Tim feels the full effects of his cider

Tim feels the full effects of his cider

Ouch

Ouch

Nice ceiling

Nice ceiling

If that´s the best man, I´d hate to see the others

If that´s the best man, I´d hate to see the others

Rave-On-Ron, looking "well up for it"

Rave-On-Ron, looking "well up for it"

Nice roof, can we go now?

Nice roof, can we go now?

Ian´s worrying was getting boring

Ian´s worrying was getting boring

On our way to the swing bridge - heading for Buffalo Joes...

On our way to the swing bridge - heading for Buffalo Joes...

...where the barmaids wear very little...

...where the barmaids wear very little...

...and Dans wear even less!

...and Dans wear even less!

Crowd shot

Crowd shot

A moose. There were alot of those around, I can tell you!

A moose.  There were alot of those around, I can tell you!

Mark

Mark

Tim, BGi, Ron´s nose and Skene´s limp wrist

Tim, BGi, Ron´s nose and Skene´s limp wrist

Ian receives a shot in the mouth. Almost exactly what he´d wanted, but the wrong way round

Ian receives a shot in the mouth.  Almost exactly what he´d wanted, but the wrong way round

Looks like he enjoyed that!

Looks like he enjoyed that!

More people receive a shot in the kisser

More people receive a shot in the kisser

Warning, alcohol can make you overfriendly

Warning, alcohol can make you overfriendly

Rave-On-Ron is as wild as he was before

Rave-On-Ron is as wild as he was before

Yum yum

Yum yum

The crowd goes wild

The crowd goes wild

Ian looks worried for a change

Ian looks worried for a change

Mark looks, well, terrible

Mark looks, well, terrible

Shane MacGowan arrives to join us

Shane MacGowan arrives to join us

Dancing Ladies!

Dancing Ladies!

That´s what I call entertainment

That´s what I call entertainment

Dancing ladies again

Dancing ladies again

Blurred dancing ladies

Blurred dancing ladies

More blurred dancing ladies

More blurred dancing ladies

A previous stag night had gone horribly wrong

A previous stag night had gone horribly wrong

What could they be so interested in?

What could they be so interested in?

Perhaps it´s this?

Perhaps it´s this?

They really look interested...

They really look interested...

The pervy sods

The pervy sods

Both Tim and Ian thought they´d pulled

Both Tim and Ian thought they´d pulled

LUCKY THEM!

LUCKY THEM!

Wilson closes his eyes, sensing impending doom

Wilson closes his eyes, sensing impending doom

Who took all these photos anyway?

Who took all these photos anyway?

Look! It wasn´t me!

Look!  It wasn´t me!

They pose for photos before slapping a random bloke and storming off. Ian and Tim had lucky escapes

They pose for photos before slapping a random bloke and storming off.  Ian and Tim had lucky escapes

I SAID: "Now for some random running about on the quayside"

I SAID:  "Now for some random running about on the quayside"

Now for some random running about on the quayside

Now for some random running about on the quayside

"The Boat". Only people who aren´t from Newcastle like this place

"The Boat".  Only people who aren´t from Newcastle like this place

The Gateshead Millenium Bridge was a focal point for activities

The Gateshead Millenium Bridge was a focal point for activities

The "Geetsheed Mallinnyum Bridge" even

The "Geetsheed Mallinnyum Bridge" even

Dan took lots of photos of the quayside

Dan took lots of photos of the quayside

The Tyne Bridge

The Tyne Bridge

Dan being a tourist again

Dan being a tourist again

The Pitcher and Piano - where we didn´t go

The Pitcher and Piano - where we didn´t go

Tim stacks it!

Tim stacks it!

SEE THE PAIN!

SEE THE PAIN!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

View from the Millenium Bridge

View from the Millenium Bridge

Hidden camera footage to be aired on Crime Watch next month

Hidden camera footage to be aired on Crime Watch next month

It was all a blur

It was all a blur

Mark´s crotch, as seen through a litter bin

Mark´s crotch, as seen through a litter bin

The Tyne Bridge again

The Tyne Bridge again

Not looking worried any more. Just looking weird

Not looking worried any more.  Just looking weird

Nice

Nice

Flashback to the pub: Tim "DENIES" Dan

Flashback to the pub:  Tim "DENIES" Dan

Green

Green

Purplish Pink

Purplish Pink

Yellow. Which do you prefer?

Yellow.  Which do you prefer?

PISTONS! Can you feel the force?

PISTONS!  Can you feel the force?

Not spelt in the native Geordie

Not spelt in the native Geordie

In yellow again

In yellow again

Nice innit

Nice innit

Wooooo!

Wooooo!

More pistons. Huh!

More pistons.  Huh!

A big hinge

A big hinge

Mark. Not a bridge component

Mark.  Not a bridge component

Big Hinge: An actual bridge component

Big Hinge:  An actual bridge component

More of those three big pistons

More of those three big pistons

You may pass when the green arrow shows

You may pass when the green arrow shows

Let´s just go back to Tim again. HA HA HA HA!

Let´s just go back to Tim again.  HA HA HA HA!

HELP! We made the bridge wobble. I got scared. It´s resonant frequency is somewhere around one jump every 3/4 of a second

HELP!  We made the bridge wobble.  I got scared.  It´s resonant frequency is somewhere around one jump every 3/4 of a second

Reservoir Idiots

Reservoir Idiots

Back in my scented bed

Back in my scented bed

Ian

Ian

Skene tried to rob us

Skene tried to rob us

Nighty night! Busy day in the morning

Nighty night!  Busy day in the morning